AH D:. I got more coursework thrown at me So............ I may not be on again for like......... ages D:
School = FAIL!!!!!


But....... ye..........



and stolen

ANOREXIA
[x] you have dry skin.
[x] you eat 1 meal.
[ ] you're very weak.
[x] you hate your body.
[ ] you starve yourself.
[x] you have low self esteem.
[ ] you use laxatives.
[x] you need to be more skinny.
[x] people always say you're skinny, but you think fat.
[x] people think you are too skinny.
Total: 7

ADHD (ATTENTION DEFICIT/HYPERACTIVITY DISORDER)
[x] your mind is all over the place.
[ ] you are hyper most of the time.
[x] you barely pay attention to anything.
[x] you cannot cooperate with people well.
[x] you seem to never sit still.
[x] you talk all the time.
[ ] you need attention 24/7.
Total: 5

BIPOLAR DISORDER
[x] you can act wild at times then the next day you are depressed.
[x] you are very irritable.
[x] you barely get any or no sleep.
[x] you are anti-social.
[x] you have very high self esteem at times.
[x] you are abusing alcohol, drugs, or sex.
[x] you have thought of/attempted suicide.
Total: 7

BULIMA NERVOSA
[ ] you throw up all of your food.
[ ] you throw it up even when you don't feel sick.
[ ] you have no control over how you eat.
[ ] you use laxatives.
[ ] you have overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out.
[x] you always say you are fat, when you aren't.
[x] people think you are way too skinny.
Total: 2

CONDUCT DISORDER
[ ] you are a bully.
[x] you threaten other people.
[ ] you often find yourself in fights.
[x] you have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
[x] you are cruel to humans and/or animals. [HUMANS!]
[ ] you have raped/molested someone.
[x] you destroy property on purpose.
[ ] you always lie.
[ ] you stay out all night.
[ ] you have ran away from home.
Total: 4

DEPRESSION
[x] you are always sad. [Mostly]
[x] you find no hope in your future.
[x] you find no longer excitement over the activities you used to love.
[x] you always find yourself around the house or in bed all day.
[x] you can be/are anti-social.
[x] you have low self esteem.
[x] everything bad that happens is always your fault.
[x] you always seem to be weak or have physical features hurt.
[x] you are failing school.
[x] you have thought of/attempted suicide.
[ ] you have ran away from home.
[x] hope is no longer there for you.
Total: 11

OCD (OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER)
[x] you have daily rituals.
[x] you have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
[x] you have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
[x] you have to keep things in a certain order.
[x] you have harmed yourself.
[x] you are afraid you will get an STD, AIDS, or any kind of germs.
[x] you have to check some stuff over again.
Total: 7

PTSD (POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER)
[x] you repeatedly have flashbacks of horrible moments/memories in your life.
[x] you repeatedly have dreams of horrible moments/memories in your life.
[x] you sometimes think the event will happen again.
[x] you feel highly uncomfortable when remembered/remembering the event.
[x] you can be/are anti-social.
[x] you have lost interest in the things you used to love.
[x] you have not had a lot of sleep lately.
[ ] you worry about dying at an early age or dying at all.
[x] you can have angry outbursts.
[x] you act younger than your age.
Total: 9

SCHIZOPHRENIA
[x] you often have hallucinations.
[x] you have strange, unusual dreams or thoughts.
[x] you can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[x] you think people are always staring or talking about you.
[x] you have extreme anxiety or fearfulness.
[x] you have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, or opposite sex.
[ ] you do not take care of your hygiene like you should.
[x] you are very shy.
[x] you often talk to yourself.
Total: 8

YAAAY Aren't I lucky





[x] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
[X] You have your own room.
[X] You own a cell phone.
[X] You have an ipod/ mp3 player.
[x] Your parents are still married.
[x] You have more than 2 best friends.
[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard/front yard
T 0 T A L: 6


[X] You dress how you want to.
[ ] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[X] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[ ] You have never been beaten up.
[ ] You never cry more than twice a month.
[X] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you.
[X] People don't use you for something you have.
[x] You have been to a concert.
T 0 T A L: 12


[x] You have over 50 friends on myspace.
[X] Your parents let you have a myspace.
[X] You get allowance.
[ ] You collect something normal.
[ ] You look forward to going to school.
[ ] You don't wish you were someone else.
[ ] You play a sport.
[ ] You do something after school.
T 0 T A L: 15


[ ] You own a car.
[ ] You usually don't fight with your parents.
[ ] You are happy with your appearance.
[ ] You aren't self-conscious at all.
[ ] You have never got a failing grade in your life.
[X] You have friends.
T 0 T A L: 16


[ ] You know what is going on in the world.
[ ] You care about so many people.
[ ] You are happy with your life.
[ ] You know more than one language.
[X] You have a screen name.
[ ] You own a pet.
[X] You know the words to 5 songs
[ ] You don't have any enemies.
[ ] You are a generally nice person.
T O T A L: 18

Now count your numbers and multiply by three.
Then title this journal "My life is __% happy"


54% happy lol